David Letterman: "The Obamas...taking a vacation on Martha's Vineyard. When something like that happens, it's like a big deal for the community. And people on Martha's Vineyard...are going crazy and they're buying Obama t-shirts, they're buying Obama mugs, they're buying Obama caps. The only thing they're not buying is Obama's healthcare plan."
David Letterman: "But...on Martha's Vineyard, they're serving a new drink inspired by Obama – it's an Obamarita. After three Obamaritas, a $9 trillion deficit doesn't look so bad."
Conan O'Brien: "The latest rumor is that President Obama is going to have dinner on Martha's Vineyard with Oprah Winfrey. ... That's right, ladies and gentlemen. The most powerful person in the free world is going to have dinner with President Obama."