Jay Leno: "President Obama announced the appointment of a new White House budget director, which is pretty surprising. Did you know the White House has a budget director? What the hell has he been doing?"
Jay Leno: "Cuban leader Fidel Castro made a rare appearance on Cuban television the other night. It's a Cuban show called 'Cuba's Got Talent, but America's Got Food, Water, Shelter, Medicine, Cars."
David Letterman: "This just in: President Obama is looking into trading Mel Gibson to Russia."
David Letterman: "George Steinbrenner turned the New York Yankees from a $10 million franchise to a billion-dollar franchise. His secret was the $9 hot dog."
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