Dave on Larry King and Elena Kagan

Published on: 10:23AM Jul 02, 2010
David Letterman: "News from the world of broadcasting. Larry King has announced his retirement. He says he wants to spend more time with his wives."

David Letterman: "Larry's absence creates a void. As a matter of fact, his presence creates a void."

David Letterman: "They're having the confirmation hearings down in Washington, D.C., with Elena Kagan. And so far, the woman has offered very few opinions. I thought to myself, well, my God — how do you find a woman like that?"

Craig Ferguson: "BP executives are saying that Hurricane Alex has rendered their clean-up efforts completely useless. In other words, nothing has changed."