Late-Night Laughs

Published on: 12:28PM Dec 17, 2008
David Letterman: “Golden Globe nominations out today,” and “Sarah Palin was nominated for” one. Her category is “Outstanding Comedy Performance in a Presidential Campaign.”

Conan O’Brien: “Yesterday President-elect Barack Obama called on Illinois Governor Blagojevich to resign. … And after…hearing this, Blagojevich said, ‘If he wants to call and talk to me, it’s $4.99 a minute.’”

Jimmy Kimmel: “Barack Obama had another press conference today. Among other things, he talked about the economy.” He “says job prospects are worse than they have been in 26 years. This Obama is turning out to be a real bummer with these speeches, isn’t he?”