Late-nite comedy

Published on: 01:58AM Aug 18, 2009

Conan O'Brien: "Tomorrow, President Obama is taking his family to Yellowstone Park, to see Old Faithful. ... Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton returns from overseas to see Old Unfaithful."

Conan O'Brien: "No, President Obama was in Montana today. ... He met with residents. He held a town hall meeting, and then he went fly fishing. ... Montana residents came from miles around for the once-in-a-lifetime chance to see a black guy fly fishing."

Jimmy Fallon: "John Edwards...finally admitted that he's the father of his mistress' baby after denying it for over a year. So, it's a pretty classic case of whoever denied it, supplied it."

Jimmy Fallon: "Edwards says he's ashamed, he can hardly look himself in the mirror. On the bright side, that frees up an extra four hours a day for him."