Leno Laughs

Published on: 09:33AM Oct 26, 2009
Jay Leno: "Federal agents will no longer go after patients taking medical marijuana or their suppliers under the new guidelines by the Obama Administration. ... President Obama is very smart. He figures if he couldn't appease the left by withdrawing from Iraq or closing Gitmo or appealing 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'...they'll all be too stoned to care."


Jay Leno: "President Obama today agreed to commit an additional 40,000 troops to help fight Fox News."

Jay Leno: "It's getting ugly in the press room. Well, senior White House adviser David Axelrod told reporters that Fox News is just pushing a point of view. Well, yeah. But at least they got a point of view."