Jay Leno: "The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump."
Jimmy Kimmel: "I’m surprised Donald Trump isn’t investigating whether Hawaii is an official state. A lot of vowels over there and not enough consonants."
Jay Leno: "The United States is sending its most powerful drone to Libya. That's a long trip for Joe Biden."
Jay Leno: "The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless."