Comics Ask, How Long in Libya?

Published on: 09:24AM Mar 30, 2011

David Letterman: "About Libya, President Obama says we're staying for a short time and then leaving. That's what my relatives always say."

Jay Leno: "Instead of calling our mission in Libya a war, the White House is calling it a 'kinetic military action,' which sounds better than 'potentially endless quagmire.'"

Conan O'Brien: "President Obama gave a speech about Libya last night. The title of the speech? 'No, I Wasn't Born There.'"

Jay Leno: "In the wake of record losses, the U.S. Postal Service announced it is cutting 7,500 jobs. But a spokesman said those positions could be restored if this whole e-mail thing turns out to be nothing but a fad."

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