Jay Leno: "They say close to 60 million people may have watched the debate. In fact, the only person who didn't tune in was President Obama."
Stephen Colbert: "It's like Obama wasn't even there. He hasn't done this poorly since he debated Clint Eastwood."
Jimmy Kimmel: "The only thing that could have salvaged the President's performance would have been if the body of bin Laden fell from the ceiling onto the stage."
David Letterman: "Your choice now is pretty clear. You can either vote for the guy who got rid of bin Laden or vote for the guy who wants to get rid of Big Bird."