Conan O'Brien: "After being accused of being too vague, Mitt Romney's campaign team says they will start being more specific. When asked when, they said, 'Soon-ish.'"
Jay Leno: "Unemployment fell from 8.3% to 8.1% last month, but that's because 368,000 Americans gave up looking for work. President Obama said that's a step in the right direction, and he is encouraging more Americans to give up looking for work."
Jay Leno: "I see these protesters in countries like Egypt, Afghanistan, Tunisia. They're all burning American flags. Where are they getting all these flags? If you hate us so much, how do you have a large supply of flags on hand?"
Jimmy Kimmel: "Monday was the one-year anniversary of the Occupy Wall Street protests. Remember those? They stomped out greed forever."