Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama just played his 100th round of golf since taking office. You could tell it was Obama, because he finished about 14 trillion over par."
David Letterman: "They say Obama played golf 100 times in his first administration, a four-year period. Donald Trump – always looking to make trouble – demanded to see Obama's scorecard."
Conan O'Brien: "Over the weekend, President Obama issued an order that allows some illegal immigrants to stay in the country. Or as Fox News reported it, 'Obama issues order allowing himself to stay in the country.'"
Jay Leno: "Obama is going to let certain illegal immigrants stay in this country. But there is an age requirement. You have to be old enough to vote by November."