Stephen Colbert: "Newt Gingrich crushed Mitt Romney in South Carolina. Gingrich sealed his victory in last week’s debates by going after America’s most dangerous enemy: debate moderators."
Jay Leno: "Newt lashed out and said the attacks from the media make it harder to attract decent people to run for office, and he's right. That's why we have people like Newt Gingrich running for office."
Conan O'Brien: "Mitt Romney released his 2010 and 2011 tax returns. Not to be outdone, Newt Gingrich is going to release his 1988, 1994, and 2005 wedding vows."
Jay Leno: "Scientists announced that they have detected a brand new subatomic particle. This particle is so tiny, it's actually smaller than the income tax rate paid by Mitt Romney."