Jan 19, 2018 02:54 PM
It was an underground movement. Maybe not subversive, but it was sure subterranean. In a few months we went from a manicured lawn with the occasional molehill heaped up as a curiosity, to a battlefield worthy of the Western Front. Piles of fine dirt appeared overnight. Sod gave way as underground tunnels twisted ankles and wilted flowers. The unseen enemy was clearly dug in for the long haul. It was the dreaded molar vortex.