PETA 'Beating a Dead Horse' with Politically Correct Animal Sayings

December 6, 2018 12:33 PM
You can no longer say “bring home the bacon” or “be the guinea pig” according to an animal rights group because it belittles animals.

The animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is insisting that people change their language in an effort to “remove speciesism” from daily conversation.

PETA wants people to stop using common sayings that include what the activist group calls “anti-animal language.” These types of sayings would be “take the bull by the horns” and “kill two birds with one stone.” PETA wants people to instead change those sayings to something like “take the flowers by the thorns” and “feed two birds with one scone.”

“Just as it became unacceptable to use racist, homophobic, or ableist language, phrases that trivialize cruelty to animals will vanish as more people begin to appreciate animals for who they are and start ‘bringing home the bagels’ instead of the bacon,” PETA says in a statement on Twitter.

One of the sayings that catches your attention is the change of “beat a dead horse” to “feed a fed horse.” The new saying from PETA implies that horses should be overfed which is a recipe for disaster. PETA may not be aware but if you overfeed a horse it can cause such problems as founder and colic, which can be death sentences for horses. Sorry for “beating a dead horse” to those who already know that.   

The list of various sayings PETA wants to change can be read in the following Tweet:

Following the announcement PETA was blasted by Twitter users. Here are a sampling of responses to the suggested changes to people’s colloquialisms:

The announcement didn’t go unnoticed for comedians either with Stephen Colbert lampooning the recommended phrases with his own corrections. One of the funnier changes suggested by Colbert was to alter “there’s more than one way to skin a cat” to instead be “there are three ways to skin a cat, but that’s not really ‘first date’ conversation.”

Watch the segment on PETA from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert in the following YouTube video:  

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Spell Check

Dan B
12/8/2018 08:49 AM

  Glad that I don't follow Twitter. Of course I miss a lot of presidential inside information, too. Too much work to do to waste time.

Augusta, ME
12/7/2018 06:32 AM

  Hey, I think they left one out that's fairly popular in Maine, mostly used by women towards other women they dislike: "she's a cow!" or "what a cow!". What to do? They can't transition to "what a bitch!" since that's a female dog. Wait, I got it "what a cob!" What a joke!

Carole Schmidt
Aliso Viejo, CA
12/11/2018 06:15 PM

  ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!!!! This is the most ridiculous thing I've heard all week!!! PETA what a big fat waste of time this is!


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