Nine Jokes So You Don’t Have to ‘Talk Turkey’ This Thanksgiving

November 21, 2017 02:57 PM
 
Here are nine light-hearted jokes—all turkey related but not even close to being serious or political hot potatoes.

According to this recent poll, 58% of people celebrating Thanksgiving “dread the thought of having to talk about politics at Thanksgiving dinner.”  That’s slightly up from the same poll a year ago.

So, how about a little more fun?
Here are nine light-hearted jokes—all turkey related but not even close to being serious or political hot potatoes.

Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?

  • The turkey because he’s already stuffed!


What key won't open any door?

 

  • A tur-key


What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

 

 

  • Fowl weather


What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

 

 

  • He got the stuffing knocked out of him!


Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?

 

 

  • The outside!


If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?

 

 

  • A goblet


What’s the most musical part of a turkey?

 

 

  • The drumstick


Why did the turkey cross the road?

 

 

  • It was the chicken’s day off.


What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo?

 

 

  •  A turkey that can pluck itself.

 

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