Leno, Letterman & Conan
Nov 03, 2008
"Just six days from today, we'll know for sure exactly which candidate will be suing the other for voter fraud. This is exciting."
Jay Leno: "Earlier this evening, Barack Obama's 30-minute infomercial appeared on three of the major networks -- Fox, CBS and NBC. ... Now, if you didn't see it, one part was a little odd. At the end, Barack said, 'If you vote now, we'll throw in a set of steak knives and a can of OxiClean.'"
Jay Leno: "I tell you, though," things are "not looking good for McCain. ... In fact, today he went down to IKEA because I think he realized this could be his only chance to put together his own cabinet."
David Letterman: "They...say that there may be some friction between John McCain and Sarah Palin." Aides "suspected that there was something wrong when McCain started referring to Sarah Palin as 'that one.'"
Conan O'Brien: "Here on NBC, Barack Obama's infomercial preempted the new show 'Knight Rider.' ... So, folks, Obama is not even president yet," and he is "already making America a better place."
Conan O'Brien: "During the speech earlier today, Barack Obama accidentally mixed up his black sitcom characters. He said that Wheezy from 'The Jeffersons' was a character on 'Sanford and Son.' ... And just like that, folks, the election is wide open."