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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
David Letterman: “I don’t know if you know
this, but John McCain has now got a bandage on his head. … Apparently,
he tried to answer the iron.”
David Letterman: “Here’s good news. Bill
Clinton will be out on the campaign trail getting people to vote for Obama.
Uhhh...Isn’t that what he was doing for Hillary?”
David Letterman: “But Bill Clinton is campaigning
for Obama. President Bush is campaigning for McCain. And I’m thinking,
wow, this could really be the year for Ralph Nader.”
Craig Ferguson: “It’s a great day for America,
everybody,” because “the Democrats announced today there won’t
be any fried food at their convention. … In other words, Al Gore
won’t be there.”
Jimmy Kimmel: “The latest Bloomberg poll shows”
Barack Obama “has a 15-point lead over John McCain.” Obama
“leads in men, in women, with young people” and “minorities.
In fact,” McCain is only “beating Obama…in calcium deposits.”
Well said Dave Letterman the funniest man on the box,but also very clever.
Makes me wonder how long our country will be free when people will watch and lesson to the above who have a lack of respect for our countries leaders.