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Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.
Jay Leno: "President Obama met with his entire Cabinet today. Well, sure, now that April 15th has passed, they've all come out of hiding."
David Letterman: Top Ten Things Overheard In The Meeting Between Barack Obama And Hugo Chavez: "10. 'Dónde está 'el Presidente dumb-a#@?' 9. 'Sorry, Mr. President, they don't sell Marlboros here.' 8. 'Let's get a picture of you shaking hands with Hugo Chavez to really piss off Rush Limbaugh.' 7. 'Mr. Chavez, I have a book for you too – Artie Lange's 'Too Fat To Fish." 6. 'Does this breakup mean Lindsay Lohan is back to dating guys?' 5. 'Remember, you can't spell Hugo without "hug."' 4. 'I can't believe they killed Edie on "Desperate Housewives."' 3. 'Does Biden really think he's fooling anybody with those plugs?' 2. 'I think there's one thing we can both agree on – there's a new star in the Hollywood galaxy by the name of Zac Efron.' 1. 'Is it too late for me to buy your Senate seat?'"
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