You can cut the excitement with a knife here at Customer Support today. That's because we are introducing the all new 2017 Model US Farm Report Coffee Mug.
Ta-da. This crimson beauty is the result of hours of careful selection with thoughtful attention to detail and fashion.
And definitely not affected by what was on sale at the time I ordered.
While it is brilliant red on the outside, with the handsome US Farm Report logo, the mug is pure white inside. This feature will help regular users gauge how long it has been since it was cleaned, or possibly washed.
And in a breakthrough in beverage containing technology the handle on the 2017 mug is rectangular which is very cool and also lowered the price about 50 cents.
With the new mug, everybody is eligible, even those who have previously won mugs or submitted questions and been promised a mug that never arrived.
So send in your question, comment or criticism to http://firstname.lastname@example.org, and be the first one in your neighborhood with this scarlet trophy.