Late-Night Humor

David Letterman: “Remember when the Obama kids first went to the White House and the Bush twins were showing the Obama kids around the White House. And remember what happened? They heard this horrible scream coming from the cellar where Dick Cheney had his dungeon. Remember that? Anyway, Dick Cheney has a brand new book. It’s a memoir about his life and times, and I believe the title of it is called ‘Too Fat to Waterboard.’”