David Letterman: “Well, here it goes. We’re heating up the presidential campaign,” and John McCain and Barack Obama are “already bickering” about what “to do when they catch Osama bin Laden. … Obama wants to bring him to trial,” but “McCain wants to shoot him. Both really good ideas,” but “I said to myself, ‘Guys, guys, how about somebody finding him first?’”
David Letterman: “Barack Obama” has “apparently” started “a fashion trend, and Italy is designing clothing based on how Barack Obama dresses. And I said, ‘Well, yeah, that’ll connect him with the angry working class voters.’”
David Letterman: “But…John McCain” has also “inspired a new line of clothing. And I believe if you want some of the John McCain stuff, it’s being sold at the Very Old Navy.”
Craig Ferguson: “John McCain says that if elected president, he will give a $300 million prize to anyone who can design a new car battery.” McCain “can get a new type” of battery “invented because he’s the guy…that came up with the idea of not cranking” the car “up at the start.”
