Research into the origins of common shop tools produces interesting results:
Ball peen hammer. Technically a “machinist’s hammer,” ball peen hammers were originally developed to help locate thumbs and fingertips in dimly lit shops.
Open-end wrenches. Created to check the torque of hex-head nuts and bolts. If the fastener’s head rounds-off when you firmly apply an open-end wrench, it’s tight enough.
Metal cutting chop saw. Invented by an optometrist to increase revenue generated by removing slivers of metal from eyes. Yachts have been purchased, and children sent through college, by chop saw users who vowed, “I don’t need no stinking face shield…”
Phillips head screwdrivers. Inspired by the Devil, designed in Hell. Created by engineers who never actually assembled or disassembled anything.
Creeper. Not to be mistaken for your sister’s 35-year-old son who lives in her basement and plays computer games all day. Creepers allow users to pretend to work while actually napping under vehicles. Also, an excellent device to locate cracks or imperfections in a concrete floor.
Hog pan/Oil drain pan. Originally used to water livestock kept in pens. Now used to gingerly carry used crankcase oil to a location where it can be spilled.
Trouble light/mechanic’s light. A portable light designed to roll, shift or change its location so as to cast light everywhere but where illumination is needed. Most often, directly into the user’s eyes.
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