Jay Leno: “It’s been a rough day in the stock market. It’s so bad, today, President Obama had to lay off two teleprompters.”
Jay Leno: “The economy is so bad, Joe Biden had to cash in his swear jar.”
Jay Leno: “The economy is so bad, I saw the governor of Arizona eating at Taco Bell.”
Jimmy Fallon: “A new study found that the average person has lost an hour of sleep at night during the recession. Luckily, most of them can just sleep in late the next day.”
