Conan O’Brien: “Yesterday was not only the first presidential debate, it was also President Obama’s 20th wedding anniversary. I think the President got a little confused. At one point, he told Michelle that she was out of touch with the middle class and Romney that he looks as beautiful as the day they first met.”
Jay Leno: “Watching the debates is a lot like football, particularly the New York Jets. Romney is like Tebow — almost surely disappointing if he gets in. And Obama’s like Sanchez, already in there and disappointing us right now.”
Jay Leno: “I understand they had ‘fact checkers’ standing by — just in case either candidate happened to say something factual.”
Jay Leno: “There’s been a lot of talk this year about voter fraud, election fraud. But we haven’t seen many cases of it. You know what I think we should be investigating? Candidate fraud.”
